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Traffic Demotivational Poster


TAGS: invention traffic light
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 27, 2011, 12:51 am
I like how your avatar goes with the comment xD
maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 10:09 am
That's Cool,I'm Trying To Be young
mariand - November 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
seems an interesting idea...

FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.

TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...


TRAFFIC JAMS - Some days, I feel the DoT is intentionally screwing with me...

LEMMINGS - 2.a member of any large group following an unthinking course towards mass destruction


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


FROGGER - so this is why no one plays it anymore

TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.



TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


TAGS: traffic line cutters
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:44 am
Definitely one of my major peeve
Zetmonk - March 12, 2012, 6:50 am
Oh well done, that is truly something that can make my entire day!

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.

F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.



TAGS: road sign traffic
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Keysha

LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 1:58 pm
C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!!
D4V3 - June 26, 2008, 11:51 am
rofl only thing that could've made this better was a green traffic light hanging up XD


TAGS: police traffic ticket
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:27 am
hahaha..."bag of antlers" too funny!!!
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:45 pm
not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:21 pm

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.
NotoriousGIL - April 5, 2011, 4:35 pm
LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.

TRAFFIC - why do u have to be so cruel ?!


GO AHEAD - Tailgate me, mother...

Not going anywhere? -

TAGS: traffic jam hell
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - August 19, 2013, 7:44 pm
I wouldn't eat that, LG.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:30 pm

Oh, LOLZ! It's been under the seat for two months and has melted around a bolt, but the wrapper is still intact, so it's gonna be delicious, right? 5 been-there-done-that Ls!~

oh dear! Oh deer! -

TRAFFIC ENGINEERS - They know how to get their laughs.


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly a** muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your b***, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

AND NOW FROM SKY-9 TRAFFIC - slight delay on the 405 southbound and northbound 57 will take you 30 minutes to merge with the 10 eastbound

TAGS: heavy traffic
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 28, 2010, 12:17 pm

I do miss Santa Cruz
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:00 pm
The weather does make it nice, though.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 11:55 am

One thing I don't miss about Ca is the traffic.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2010, 8:26 am
So... glad I don't have to park those things. I'd end up backing them right off the edge of the ship.

AIR TRAFFIC - someone up front has a lot of explaining to do...

KEEP MOVING, KEEP MOVING - Nothing To See Here Folks

TRAFFIC JAMS... - the kind you don't mind being caught in!

TAGS: traffic
Rating: 2.69/5

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Cloudchaser - April 26, 2010, 10:14 am
Lake Havasu. The Panama City of the west coast when it's spring break season

TRADE SHOWS - an effective way to get word out about your product or service

TAGS: more traffic
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - June 22, 2014, 11:25 am

I know of at least 100. Scary
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 7:55 am
Heh heh...got me...good on you. (self: TO THE GREENY FILES!)
Greeny - June 22, 2014, 7:36 am
Cool! (But not as cool as having the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at your booth - couldn't get within 100ft because of the crowd) - now let me rephrase my question: I wonder how many posters with rerun's face exist now...
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Our marketing guys returned rather triumphantly from the last one with a couple swatches of synthetic that felt very much like human skin. Let your imagination run with that a bit.
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Surprisingly, the electronics industry still holds lots of shows, of which our company has a booth at three or four a year.
Greeny - June 21, 2014, 11:02 pm
I wonder how many of these exist now...
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:49 pm
G'night RR.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:43 pm

hmmmm, will have to think on that one......anyhow, I am out for the evening.
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:33 pm
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:32 pm
Simple solution... Have a vasectomy, then tell her you want more kids. Also grow a mustache... trust me it will help.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:30 pm

make p***? Hell, that would mean she would actually have ***......unless there is going to be a baby, not happening
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:27 pm
squeeks and squeels?....you guys should make some p***....and keep it far away from us.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:24 pm
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:59 pm

no, her last name was squeels
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:53 pm
I didn't know your last name was "squeeks".....did you take your wife's name.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:32 pm

funny....that is what mr squeeks said about you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
That's fine...it was a dead lay anyways.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:13 pm

the hamster died this morning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
ask yourself why the hamster looks so terrified.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:00 pm

I was wondering why the dog was limping....and lisping
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
I ra**d your pets....BLAM!, Just like that.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:54 pm

ahhh ha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
I don't lurk.....I observe. then I strike when you least expect it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:50 pm

bovine ninja....I see a poster theme in the future
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:47 pm
yeah, like a ninja........
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:46 pm

I wonder what Mooooo will chime in with....you know he is lurking
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:43 pm
whoo-hoo!! FTW!!
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:42 pm

how about candy striper strippers?
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
or some strippers
Airman - September 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
a candy dish might help
rerun - September 10, 2010, 5:44 pm

I sure hope I get some takers this time


TAGS: grumpy cat unsnarls traffic humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Greybeard - May 23, 2014, 10:49 pm
Ha Ha Ha. My kids cat actually did this with her toys. 5L meow's.

Side Seat Driving -


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.

Camaraderie -

TAGS: cars traffic jam idiot
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Vanner

lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:09 pm

That should have been ceases.Geeeezzzzz.
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:08 pm

I carried this flag today! It never ceaces to amaze me how inattentive the average driver is. They fail to see lane-merge signs going into construction that's been there for weeks, then wonder why I pretend they are invisible when they try to cut me off.

Bastard -

TAGS: car mirror traffic
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:52 pm
So...that was you huh? You 5L bastard!
ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:22 am
Funny as hell! 5L.

That's Vehicular -

oh shit.. -

TRAFFIC - It scares away the fish

WORLD WAR Z, FIFTH WAVE - Guess where they're serving the all-you-can-eat zombie buffet?


TELEVISED HIGH SPEED PURSUITS - When routine traffic stops escalate into what law enforcement quaintly terms, "A cluster..."

EMO - You need another reason why they shouldn't reproduce ?

TAGS: emo whine biscuits suicide streets traffic child
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Porcelina - March 31, 2009, 9:43 pm
Stop a***yzing my ****.
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:41 pm
Reproduction of destruction entails the destruction of production, thus EMO will die when the new fad rolls through.
Porcelina - December 9, 2008, 7:32 pm
He's going to jump off.
Auda - December 9, 2008, 6:48 pm
Hey, I was there, but I fell I have yet to realize what the poster is trying to communicate.

HEY! - I'm flappin' here!

TAGS: turkey traffic
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Koradan

stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
I thought that was the chickens job

TRAFFIC - Your destination is far cooler than mine, you arrogant bastard!


TAGS: traffic sign bulgaria
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by iGy

Slim - January 26, 2009, 5:28 pm
Dude it says "kids don't have breaks"

YANKIS - Tan hinchapelotas con el transito que se contradicen

TAGS: yankis transito traffic irony stop
Rating: 1.41/5

More motifakes by Magnus

GoliatheTank - December 27, 2008, 10:37 pm
why is deisle less then regular?
Retard Helper - November 19, 2008, 2:38 pm
One is cash price, other is credit price.
Anon - July 16, 2008, 1:22 pm
Two things---Look at the price of GAS!!! and secondly--why's the diesel 2 diff prices?


TAGS: sign public highway road traffic
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 9:29 am
Naw----just a few hellfires---- clean it right out!
ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:50 am
As long as they don't "practice" with NUCLEAR bombs!
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:40 am
I think some bombing practice by the local squadrons might move some of that dirt for free! chuckle, chuckle ^!!!!!